Thursday, April 19, 2018

Ya'll ("Clean") - Parody Rap Song (Song/Poem Attempt #30)


Hey!
Yo!

What up?
I'm here to mess ya'll up!
I won't stop, won't fall back
I fight against all you hacks
Put all you pawns in your place
And all of your garbage will be erased

None of ya'll will survive
Victory is my drive
Your girl is my backseat driver
After I'm finished, she'll be the only survivor

I'm so sick of ya'll fakes!

I'm here to take names and take your girl
Give her diamond and pearls
She'll leave you in the dust
So surrender now if you must

None of ya'll will survive
Victory is my drive
Your girl is my backseat driver
After I'm finished, she'll be the only survivor

Sit down, ya'll have to listen!

I've been there, I've done that
All of your raps are nothing but fat and trash
I pull up with my Mustang while going ninety-five
Pull out my forty-five
And show you who's your daddy
Then feed you to my dogs that’ll eat you as if you were candy

Once I start rapping, your suffering is endless

Smoke some dope, drink a lot you think you're cool?
Ya'll are nothing but a bunch of fools
I don't need no college, don't need no degree
I just rap like I'm going on a killing spree
You think I'm lying, you think I'm wrong?
Then why are you still listening to my song

Now death calls
As I fall
But I'll rise again and that's a fact
As I shrug off death and go back on the attack

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