Thursday, June 25, 2026

The Good Neighbor Boys Quartiere Cavalieri: Chapter 1 – Birth of a New Kind of Mobster


Chapter 1 – Birth of a New Kind of Mobster

“A government of criminals and sinful men is no government at all,” old man, Russell Tranquillo says as part of his daily wisdom.

“We ought to cap all those bastards. That’s what our founding fathers did,” my brother, Cesare Campione, says.

Russell hits him upside the head with a dirty rag and says, “They killed other soldiers and drove out the whores of the crown. Violence was their last resort, so we should do the same.”

“Voting and protesting haven’t been working. What else can we do?” I ask.

“Think, Vicenzo. Unlike your brother, think. What else can we do?”

Considering it for a second, I say, “I can only think of things that are illegal.”

“So what if it is? Is it sinful?”

“Given our situation, I don’t think so.”

“Remember. Laws are made by men, but what’s right and wrong is decided by God, who is truth and love itself. Remember that, boys.”

Cesare and I nod, look at one another, and then continue our work with the other boys on the cars around us.

On our break, Cesare lights a cigarette and says, “I rigged some of those cop cars to break down. I hope those pigs get in an accident.”

“Idiot. They’re going to figure out it was our shop that tinkered with those cars. If they can falsely accuse Great War veterans of drunkenness and get away with it, they can shake us down for less,” I say and hit Cesare upside the head.

“You’re right. They shot and killed Earl Puramente when they tried to rob him. I heard his father, Amoroso Puramento, is with the mob. He’s already lost most of his kids in the Great War, and now this? He has to be mad. I’m telling you. We have to do something.”

“Soon, Cesare. Soon. The Great War veterans say they have us covered during this upcoming election, so the chief of police can’t rig it again.”

“Do you really think they aren’t going to walk all over them like they usually do? Just because they’re veterans doesn’t mean they have any official power as the cops do.”

I can only grunt in response.

“Thought so. We have to become made men, men of honor.”

“Our parents wouldn’t approve of that.”

“So what if they don’t? They respect and talk to them. Without those members of the mob, some families wouldn’t be able to feed their families and still be harassed by the cops.”

“We can be a friend of theirs, but not direct members of their groups, and still get some of their benefits.”

“Some, but not all. They won’t tell anyone who isn’t a made member everything, and didn’t you say that it’s best to know as much as possible before acting? Maybe they can get us secrets from their friends in the government to get you that governor job you want.”

“What about you? What would you do as a made man?”

“Go where you go, brother. I may want to put my neck on the line for others literally, but you want to do it by going into politics, and that’s crazier than what I have planned. More people will want you dead if you try to change the system from within. Don’t you remember what happened to that general who said we fought against the wrong side and was trying to make changes?”

“I remember.”

“Think about it, like you always do. You’ll come to see that your stupid brother isn’t as stupid as he seems.”

“You aren’t stupid, Cesare. Just a little too headstrong and loving.”

The day of the election comes, and sure enough, the cops are watching the polls and bullying the people to vote for the current administration. Seeing this, the Great War vets push back against the cops, and violence breaks out to the point where the cops take the voting machine and boxes to a walled prison to be counted. In Russell’s car mechanics shop, Russell, Cesare, our friends, our family, and all the veterans sit in dread as we hear the votes being counted.

One of the veterans stands up and says, “Soldiers! We fought and risked our lives to prevent tyranny in another country. Why can’t we do the same here in our own home?! We have a God-given right to do so, and our families, our neighbors are depending on us, so why don’t we do something rather than just sitting on our asses?!”

Everyone in the shop cheers. The veterans go to their friend in the army supply depot and arm everyone willing to take up arms, including Cesare, many of the city’s residents, and me. The veterans and Russell tell everyone to try not to kill anyone and only injure them.

Russell reminds everyone that, “We’re doing the right thing. We’re not doing this as an excuse to murder those bastards, even though they deserve it. The government won’t let us get away with it otherwise.”

The armed crowds walk through the streets as everyone else in the city cheers us on. We’re met by the police who tell us to disperse or else, and we refuse to unless we see that the ballots are fairly counted and don’t include fake votes. They deny us, and we deny them peace. The veterans at the front of the crowd open fire, injuring all the cops, and continue to the prison, where the voting machines and boxes are. Meanwhile, the crowds take their vengeance on the cops by beating them up, but not to the point of killing them.

At the prison, the veterans demand that we see the votes. When they’re denied again, the veterans shoot at the prison and blow up the chief of police’s and the mayor’s personal cars with dynamite, threatening to shoot through the windows next. Seeing they’re outnumbered, the cops surrender, and the votes are counted correctly. The man the people wanted in office is elected, and the city celebrates. The government tries to investigate what happened, but no one on our side says a word, and all records of guns and ammo being taken are erased, so they’re forced to accept the election results. With their allies, the rightfully elected officials put in jail everyone who rigged the elections, as well as the cops and officials who abused the civilians they were meant to serve.

Again, the city celebrates. At the party at the Delicato Restaurant, Russell tells us, “See? This is what happens with the right tools, connections, and actions. This is the perfect result. No one died, and those who deserved to face punishment got what they deserved.”

“You’re right, old man. I must admit you are right,” Cesare says as he smokes.

“I always am, or at least most of the time I am.”

We all laugh and have a good time. Some days later, a gang of bikers invades the same restaurant where we were celebrating. They act rowdy and drunk, and start scaring away everyone in and around the area. Seeing this, Cesare and I go up to them and tell them to stop. The bikers laugh at us and try to get us to loosen up by drinking and eating with them.

“Look at these kids trying to tell us what to do!” they say.

“Why don’t you work on my bike like you usually do?”

“Go back to your boss or party with us, grease monkeys. Just don’t ruin our good time.”

Cesare and I look at the bartender, who is looking expectantly at us as if silently asking for help, so we oblige. Cesare and I grab a bottle each of alcohol that the bikers are drinking out of and smash them across their faces. The rest of the bikers jump up and throw themselves at us, excited to fight. They sloppily throw punches at us, but when they hit us, we get hit hard. I try to keep my distance and use chairs to help me get them down, while Cesare mostly uses his fists, nearby bottles, and utensils on the tables.

Bringing the fight outside, we’re knocked down and get up, ready to continue the fight. We’re pretty beat up, whereas the bikers seem more affected by the alcohol than by all the cuts and bruises on them. They’re about to attack us until they see what we see and laugh at us.

“You grease monkeys can’t beat us!” they say.

“We’re still standing, and we’re drunk out of our minds!”

“You’d best get out of here while you still can.”

“I can say the same thing to you,” Cesare says.

“We won’t let you mess with our neighborhood without a fight!” I add.

Before we can charge at the bikers, a group of men in suits runs up and steps in between us. Some have bats in their hands. Others have brass knuckles. The men in suits beat up the bikers and smash up their bikes.

“Get the hell out of our neighborhood!” one of the men in suits says.

“Remember who did this to you!”

Everyone else sees the fleeing injured bikers and beats them so that every biker who caused a scene leaves in an ambulance. Angelo Delicato walks out of the restaurant, observes what’s happening, and looks at us. He comes up to us and puts a hand on our shoulders.

“I’m proud of you boys. You acted like real men,” Angelo says.

“I’d be less of a man if I acted otherwise,” I say.

“That’s right. You put your lives on the line, even though you were outnumbered and could’ve been killed.”

“Did we do something wrong? Do you need us to help you clean up your restaurant? We will,” Cesare asks.

“You’re not in trouble. In fact, I think you’ll like what I’m offering you. Come back inside my restaurant.” Going inside the restaurant, Angelo takes us to the furthest corner of it and says in a low voice, “Russell told me you’re interested in helping the family, possibly becoming members. If you do a few favors for us, that can be arranged.”

Cesare is elated and automatically accepts it and asks what we have to do.

Angelo doesn’t say anything or even look at him. Instead, he looks at me in silence.

“What’s wrong, Vincenzo? This is your ticket to changing the country like you want,” Cesare asks me.

“You’re right, but there’s more to it. I don’t want to do anything that I’ll have a guilty conscience for later,” I say.

Angelo smiles and says, “You won’t have to. We’re a new kind of family, unlike those savages in suits who were out for themselves and their own. You see me in church, Vincenzo. You know I do good work for the community with my own money and two hands. I sweat and bleed for everyone who deserves it. If you don’t like what you do, then you can always back off. We only ask that you don’t say anything about the more…sensitive aspects. As far as I can see from you marching with the veterans on the corrupt cops and standing up for the neighborhood like you did today, you’re already a man of honor. What do you say?”

I look at Cesare, back at Angelo, and say, “Alright. I’ll help out. Tell us what we need to do.”

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