

Chapter
1 – A Posse of Virtuous Thieves
Four of us sit quietly in a room
with our masks on, rules of the shadowy organization printed on papers in front
of the circular table in front of us, and a widescreen touch TV listing all the
possible jobs for us to take, some of which are disappearing and slowly being
replaced by new ones. I’m wearing a basic black-and-white suit, tie, and shoes,
and a clown mask with the blue and red flag of the United Chimaera States on it
with its golden cross and red X. A muscle man with a golden cross wears a
similar suit to mine and wears an orange tiger mask. The only woman in the room
wears a colorful, pink suit with golden tassels on it, a red tie, and an orange
shirt underneath, a black skirt, and pink boots. She wears a clown mask like
mine, except she has red hair in pigtails and a pink flower on it. Lastly, the
other man in the room wears a frilly butler-type suit, and his mask has weird
black strips near each eye and his mouth.
Not wanting to waste any time, I
say, “We were all paired together for some reason. I assume you all said you
wanted to be in a four-man group?”
They all nod their heads.
“I’m assuming they told you to wear
a mask here. You spoke to a masked individual for your interview for this
organization, and they told you not to stop wearing your mask or reveal your
name until you met your group, so since no one else wants to move things along,
I’ll go first.” I take off my mask. “My
name is Ace Argentum, and my codename is Cowboy.”
The well-dressed man with a creepy
mask takes his off. He has long black hair and green eyes. His appearance
reminds me a lot of myself when I didn’t have a goatee and graying black hair
as I do now.
“My name is Al Jarrett, code name
Cappuccino,” he says.
“Pfft. What a funny codename,” the
girl says as she takes off her clown mask, revealing a young adult female’s
face with half dark blue, half black hair, dark blue eyeshadow, dark blue eyes,
and black lipstick. “You gave yourself a code name after your favorite coffee?”
“Yes,” Al says with a straight
face.
Surprised by his unhumorous
honesty, the girl shrugs her shoulders and then says, “The name’s Kelly McGhee.
Code name is Rosebud. What’s yours, tiger?”
The man with a tiger mask takes it
off, revealing a man with stubby facial hair, long black hair, and soft brown
slanted eyes.
“Suzuki Koyama. You can call me
Byakko in the field,” Suzuki says.
“Well, that’s what the codenames
and masks are for. No one can know who is robbing or killing for this strange
organization of thieves and mercenaries that we’ve joined, and if someone does
find out, the organization cuts off all contact with us,” Kelly says.
“It’s called the Hydra Roundtable,
and it’s not just another shadowy organization,” I say, pointing at the papers.
“They don’t recruit just anyone off the streets. They’re looking for men and
women of honor who want to do more than make money in less-than-legal ways.
They want people with a good reason to risk their lives for a cause greater
than themselves. Since we’re all supposed to get to know and trust each other,
do you mind telling me your motives for joining?”
“I’m from the Slav Federation, and
I’m just here to cause some good trouble. I don’t even care if we make a
difference. All I want to do is make sure corrupt people in all areas of
society get what they deserve,” Kelly says.
“The Slav Federation? Tch. Of
course someone from there just wants to cause senseless chaos,” Suzuki scoffs.
“I know the reputation of my
homeland, its people, and the primary ideology they worship, but I am not one
of them. That’s why I’m here. If anything, I prefer we take the contracts that
hurt the adherents of the Slavic political ideology.”
“Heh, sure. I just find it hard to
believe because the Slavs say they overthrew their governments to help the
people, particularly the poor and middle class, and distribute the riches of
the wealthy to those who need it, but when they got into power, they only
helped themselves, and either killed, jailed, or exiled everyone else.”
“If we’re talking about the hypocrisies
of our countries, what about those that embrace the Von Menschen und Vorfahren?
The two founding countries, Adler and Lupa, did much the same thing, saying
they were using force and the powers of the state to return their countries to
their former glory and bring them to greater heights. I’m assuming you’re from
Tatsu, Suzuki?”
“That’s correct.”
“Then let’s not fail to mention how
they put many of the people from the Loog Dynasty into camps like Adler did and
committed unspeakable acts of rape, murder, and inhuman experimentation on an
Asiatic people that they considered less than them.”
“The glory of the Tatsu Empire is
restored. It’s a shame what happened to its detractors, but I’m glad that other
nations take us seriously again and foreigners will no longer take advantage of
us.”
“So, you’re saying your country is
justified in the same atrocities that mine are guilty of?”
“No.”
“How about we agree to disagree?” I
interject. “I said in my interview that I wanted to work with people of the
same belief. Don’t we all worship the same suffering God?”
“I am part of the suffering Church,
the Patiens Ecclesia,” Suzuki says, and the rest agree.
“Then let’s agree to disagree. I
myself can attest to the evils of both sides. I used to work for a bank to help
people with their finances, but I worked for some greedy Israeli bankers and
was screwing over more people than anything. It’s why I’ve been mostly a bank
robber ever since. As for the Slavs, I’ve been taking from their underground
businesses and using it to actually help the poor.”
“It sounds like you might like the
Vorfahren more than Slavs, given their hatred of Israelis,” Kelly says.
“Just because I might like one
enemy more than the other doesn’t mean I’ll ever consider working for them.
They’re both sides of the same wretched coin as far as I’m concerned.”
Al says, “I agree with Ace. Both
sides are hunted by my family, and we’re trying to influence our country’s
leaders to classify their beliefs as hateful and illegal.”
“Your family? The terminology is familiar
to me. You must mean you’re part of a crime family,” Suzuki says.
“Do I?”
“Yes. I recognize it because I’m
part of my own family in Tatsu, doing our own thing to influence the government
and keeping it in our pocket.”
“That’s the only way to control the
government: make sure it does the will of the right people.”
Suzuki and Al smile at one another
as if instantly forming a brotherhood over shared experiences in crime
families. I look over to Kelly, and she looks at me.
“I don’t care if I’m the odd one
out. I know what it’s like in my own home,” she says.
“We’re all odd in our own way.
You’re among like-minded people, whether you know it or not,” I say.
“Since introductions are out of the
way, how about we get to work? I keep seeing jobs disappear from the TV
screen.”
“Right. Which would you all like to
take?”
“Since you mentioned banks, I think
we can get the best payday and boost in reputation with the Hydra Roundtable if
we hit one of those. No one is really taking any of them either,” Al says.
“It’s high risk, high reward,” I
say.
“Just the way I like it,” Kelly
says.
“Suzuki?”
“I agree with Kelly. Nothing easy
is worth doing. May I pick the particular bank?” Suzuki says.
“Go ahead.”
Suzuki goes up to the TV and taps the
bank job to accept it for us. The details spread out and tell us that the bank
is held by members of the Israeli mafia to launder and keep their money in, and
give needy people loans with high interest. It’s not the same place I worked
at, but I recognize the names of the special targets who run the organization.
“Looks like we got some targets who
we can get a bonus from if we take them out and confirm the kill. I’m surprised
to see them, given that the Hydra Roundtable is strict on its killing rule,” I
say.
“We can only kill criminals and
special targets. Everyone else, from civilians to cops, greatly reduces our pay
and reputation,” Al says.
“The Hydra Roundtable is also
offering to provide us with more information and ways into the bank at the cost
of a percentage of our score. What do you think we should take, if anything at
all?”
“Hmm. Keycard, interference with
the police to allow us more time to get out if things get hairy, insider
assistance, special weapons and tools to get into the bank. It’s all very
tempting,” Kelly says. “I don’t see why we shouldn’t take what we think is
necessary. I’m not in this for the money. Just the fun and virtue of it.”
“I say we should,” Al says.
“Again, I have to agree with
Kelly,” Suzuki says.
“I guess we do have more things in
common than we think,” Kelly says.
“Yes. If you are truly a noble,
then we should never seriously disagree on anything and work together well,”
Suzuki says.
Kelly nods and smiles. With that
set, we choose what the Hydra Roundtable can help us with and are given three
days to prepare as our assets are gathered for us. During that time, my group
and I take stock of what we need, study the blueprints of the bank, make a plan
to get the requested amount of cash and to fulfill the secondary objectives,
and take walks around the bank to become familiar with it and what happens in
it. The day of the robbery arrives, and we all begin to play our parts.
Over the radio, I say, “How’s the
floor look, Rosebud?”
“Busy and smelling of desperation
and greed as always, Cowboy,” Kelly says. “Cappuccino. Is the coffee brewing?”
“Yes. We’re about to have a nice,
rich drink soon,” Al says as he hacks into the bank doors thanks to the codes
provided by the Hydra Roundtable. “How are our VIPs, Byakko?”
“Some are strapped, and others are
none the wiser that they’re about to have their pictures taken with their new
crowns,” Suzuki says, referring to the charges planted in the bank and the
members of the Israeli mafia we’re meant to kill and take pictures of to
confirm the kill. “I think it’s about time to act, Ace.”
“I think so too,” I say. “Is
everyone ready?”
Everyone agrees, so I say, “Mask
up. Let’s get this done.”
Putting on my mask and drawing my
pistols, both long and capable of firing rifle rounds, and currently loaded
with non-lethal rounds. We’re aided by five disgruntled workers and civilians
who have been taken advantage of by the people who ran this bank, each of whom
has their own mask and rifle loaded with non-lethal rubber bullets. We shout at
everyone to get down, shoot the guards with the non-lethal rounds to knock them
out, and make sure no one leaves the bank yet or hits any of the alarms. From
below, we can see Suzuki kick in the doors of the office and gun down all our
targets. Another group of five masked helpers comes in and goes down to the
vault to help Al with a specialized drill to open parts of the vault we don’t
have a key for.
While all this is happening, I’m
saying to the crowds, “Stay down and stay calm! We want the bank’s money, not
yours. Yours is insured by the government, so you’ll lose nothing. Don’t be a
hero because it’d be wasted on the scum that runs this bank.”
None of the civilians move for the
duration that it takes Al and our helpers to get the money. Suzuki comes down
to help with the money, and before we set off the explosives, we yell at the
civilians to leave and let them know what we’re doing. They all sprint out of the
bank, screaming, not even stopping to carry out the unconscious guards as we
tell them to, forcing us to carry the guards to a safe location on our way out.
Once we’re far enough, Suzuki activates the explosives, leveling the bank and
destroying everything else we didn’t take. Our ten helpers take the money in an
armored car, while Suzuki, Kelly, Al, and I take a separate, unassuming
four-door car.
Thanks to the Hydra Roundtable’s
help, the police don’t arrive until after we start driving away, and by then,
they don’t see us get into our separate cars, and don’t know that the people
they’re looking for have already driven past them. We don’t celebrate until
we’re back at the Hydra Roundtable’s hideout, where we’re paid a meager five
thousand each for our work. None of us look bothered by our paycheck, but I
still ask them if they are.
“Pfft. No. Why? How much did you
usually make during bank robberies, Ace?” Kelly asks.
“Eh. About the same. I don’t like
keeping dirty money with me, so I donate most of it either to Church or people
in need,” I say.
“That’s what I’m planning to do
with this,” Al says while waving the packet of money around.
“Agreed. I have plenty of money
from my work with my family to get by for the next few years,” Suzuki says.
“I guess that means you’ll be the
one buying for tonight’s celebration,” Kelly says.
Suzuki shrugs his shoulders and
says, “I don’t see why not, especially after making some new friends.”
The four of us go out, changed into
different suits, and go to a bar that’s outside the city where the bank was. We
recommend each other our favorite drinks, some of which aren’t palatable to
some of us, like Suzuki, who spits out a lot of what he drinks, and sticks to
Sakae and Mediterranean red wine. News of what we did shows up on the bar’s TV,
and we make a toast to it.
“To our future success,” I say.
The four of us clink our glasses
and enjoy the fruits of our work, hoping that it continues for many jobs to
come.






