Chapter 3 – Levels 7, 8, 9 – A
Horrifying Turn of Events
We
only take a few hours to sleep then head out to the next floor. This one is
full of zombies and horrifying monsters. After the in-game war, the violence
and hate that it made gave birth to these monstrosities. The monsters are more
aggressive and use surprise/jump scare tactics such as having their back turned
to us only to have a monster pop out of their back and instantly attack us.
These ones are distinguished by bubbling backs so it can be easy to counter the
surprise attack if we keep a sharp eye out for the small details. The monsters
also have grab attacks that go through our blocks, which are more or less rape
attacks that do enough damage for us to be careful of them. There are even
mimic (bullshit) chests that attack us when we open them and grow legs and
teeth. They do however drop good items. On the other hand, it is funny to see
Kerano get tentacle raped by a disgusting looking monster that wants to cuddle
with him. I try to get Angel into one of these traps though I can’t manage to.
I think she notices this and almost gets me raped by a slime girl. No thank
you, I am not into fucking jelly. Kerano however gets grabbed instead of me.
He’s such a great friend.
So after Kerano
pretty much gets molested by every monster, we make it to the boss room. It’s a
big monster with sharp tentacles-
“Ah damn it!”
Kerano yells.
-for
a head, arms, and legs. It uses mostly grabs-
“Fucking
Hell!” Kerano yells again.
-and
stab attacks so it can use its deadly close range attacks…and to use tentacle
rape attacks (not really rape but it looks like it along with the others).
“I
swear to God I’m going to fucking put the game creators into a virtual hentai
game!”
Speaking
about them, they aren’t Japanese so I don’t know why there are so many
tentacles on this floor. Maybe it’s for a laugh or they’re inspired by Japanese
games.
“Die!
Die you fucking piece of shit!” Kerano yells as he goes full psycho on the
boss.
Anyways it’s
supposed to be a monster that is born from a mixture of love and hate which
were emotions that were high during the war. Thankfully we can parry and/or
counterattack its attacks with our own to make this a boss of constant attacks
and aggression, perfect for Kerano’s pent up anger. We defeat it and Kerano
shows both middle fingers for the Wall of Firsts picture and we do the same.
“That’s right!
Fuck this fucking floor dude. Fuck it!” Kerano (you know what tone of voice by
now).
After this fun
filled floor, we rest, turn in quests, and sell items and equipment we don’t
need as always. Before we head out, a group of people who are composed of different
builds like the government soldiers approach us.
“Hey Kerano,” one
of the guys say.
“Hey guys. Temere,
Cazzuto, you know about my little group here don’t you?”
“You whore. You
got all these people sucking your dick?” I say.
“Well I need more
than you guys to satisfy me.”
“Ohhhhhhh,” his
little posy says.
“Wow. Jokes from
you?” Angel asks, “Do I need to kick you in the dick again?”
“Let him have his
group Temere.”
“Thank you
Cazzuto.”
“He needs more
than his sword to compensate for his small dick.”
“Ohhhhh,” Angel
and I say.
“Wow Kerano. These
are the people you play the game with?” one of the girls ask. Man she’s pretty.
“Yeah. I know they
can be the worst, but they have their moments that make them worth staying
with.”
“Awww.”
I give him a bro
hug.
“Hey don’t shower
me with all your affection Cazzuto. Temere might get jealous?”
“What?”
“I saw you two
last night.”
Angel starts
blushing.
“Well we’ve only
kind of started we aren’t actually a thing yet you know? You’ve actually got to
meet someone irl to do that. Right Temere?”
“I uh, right.”
What? Did she
really think that -
“Well whatever.
You guys are cute together.”
He pats me on the
back.
“Anyways what do
you have to report?” he asks his group.
“We’re growing our
guild and we’ve been grinding for the best equipment.”
“We’ve also got
some new players just playing as blacksmiths and merchants to get us discounts
on everything else.”
“A few of our
higher-level players are completing floor 6 as we speak and should be catching
up to your friends and you.”
Damn it.
“Good. Well
continue with your work and good luck.”
“Yes sir!” they
say as they salute then walk off.
“Wow Kerano. I
didn’t know that you lead an army,” I say.
“I’m actually
leading the largest guild in the game. I gathered them at the party and now
we’re doing everything we can to beat the game.”
“There isn’t any
other guild doing this?” Angel asks.
“Not anymore since
we’ve convinced them to join ours to focus everything into one group. Everyone
gets paid according to their skills and needs.”
“So you’re a
communist group?”
“No not really.
Anyways we should probably get going.”
“Yeah. Let’s go.
We wouldn’t want your underlings to get ahead of us,” I say.
“Haha right. I’ve
got to show them why I’m the boss.”
Wow Kerano. I’ve
gotta say I’m impressed with your ability. I just hope your little group won’t
get in the way of me winning the prize.
We teleport to the
next floor and this one is a deserted town with close corridors and a gothic
feel to it. The enemies here appear to be monsters created by science and the
lore books and items we find supports this. What we find states that humans
tried using science to evolve humanity past its current state to try to make
itself on the level of or higher than God Himself, but it failed as the
materials that exist can’t do that. They weren’t even to be like the angels or
demons. So the people of this town were turned into horrible monsters scarier
and uglier than anything I’ve seen on the previous floor. Some of them are
insane and are crazy aggressive even when they take a lot of damage while
others are scared and run away from us. Guess who drop good items and
equipment? Right. The guys that become fucking Olympic sprinters when they see
a sliver of you around the corner. Thankfully Angel uses her rushing ability
and Kerano uses his sword slash to catch these guys. I’m starting to think I
shouldn’t have gotten a simpler sword and shield build, but then again, I
probably couldn’t have beaten Angel without it.
The boss room is
in a cathedral and the boss herself is a nun who turns into a dragon. It is
said that she fell in love with the devil and the dragon is his son. So in a
way we just saw the most fucked up birth scene this side of the deep web. The
dragon attempts to use the stone sword and shield of the cathedral to fight us
like a demon solider, but it’s fairly easy to bring him to half health our
teamwork. He then drops the weapons and acts like a pissed off dragon while
breathing fire and charging all over the place. This is where one of my shield
abilities Iron wall comes in as I use it when he charges at me to make him
grind to a stop. Angel and Kerano attack him while I act as an impenetrable
wall leading us to another glorious victory. We do our little victory photo
then head back to town.
Full of energy and
the adrenaline of winning, we head out to complete another floor before eating
and sleeping. I don’t think we’ll want to eat or sleep after completing this
floor since it looks like we’re in an area completely made of flesh. I turn
down the sense of smell feature in the menu as do Kerano and Angel. The
monsters are like aborted children and other things that are not appropriate
for the general audience let’s just say. I also hate that the special items and
equipment are hidden behind phallic looking areas that we have to open with our
hands. Gesh. I don’t even want to know the lore for this place. Once we reach
the end of the area, we slip off and fall onto solid darkness. The area itself
then comes to life and is the boss. This monster is said to be of the devil’s
first creations that perfectly shows the evils of mankind and man do I believe
that! It’s incredibly huge and disgusting – How the fuck are we going to defeat
it?! We try to bring it down by cutting its thin ankles and it does bring him
down however this is only the first part of the boss fight. What I can only
assume to be the butthole opens up and invites us in.
“Well you should
be used to this Kerano. This is all you man!” I say to him.
“Uh uh Kaylen
we’re fucking this butthole together!” he says.
“Gaaaaaaaaaaaay.”
Angel drags me
into the butthole (something that would sound better in a different scenario)
and we traverse its body while killing smaller creatures in it and destroying
its internal organs. This makes the boss melt and gives us a dirty victory.
People are really going to love the story as to why we look so disgusting in
the Wall of Firsts picture.
We return to town
all smelly, but victorious, but still smelly as the shitest of shits. I guess
it’s good as time as any to take a bath. We go to the only place in-game to
wash off which is a bathhouse/spa. Kerano got his group to get us discounts on
special treatment thanks to their merchant status. He brings a few other people
from our group to give us company and we get a good wash and massage that give
us temporary stamina and health buffs.
A messenger comes
up to us after the bath and reports to Kerano, “We found a special area on
floor 8 that holds a powerful weapon. The problem is, is that the building that
the weapon is held in is said to be difficult and when it kills you, you feel
relive the pain of dying forever until a fellow player can you put you back
together with a ritual.”
“Hmm I don’t think
it would be wise to go after it then if it’s that much trouble,” Kerano the
pussy says.
“Kerano,” I say,
“We’ve been through many horrors and challenges today. I think we can handle a
challenge two floors below us.”
“I don’t know
Cazzuto. The consequences do seem severe if they’re true.”
“High risk, high
reward. You know how it goes. You can even bring your gang with you if it makes
you feel better. More people watching each other’s back means less chances of
death right?”
“I guess you’re
right. Let’s go for it then.”
“Yes!”
I’ve heard about
this weapon in the beta. It’s supposed to be a sword that can leech off the
health of enemies and recover your lost health after you take damage. I can
also use this opportunity to demoralize Kerano’s little group if the rumors of
how the deaths are, are true. It can essentially gift me the victory at the top
if everything works out.
Kerano gathers
five of his best soldiers and we teleport to the eighth floor and go to the
building that supposedly holds the weapon. It’s a…school. Ok. A pretty creepy
and odd school at that too though I don’t see any enemies. We all separate and
investigate the school in groups of two. Angel suddenly shrieks and clings to
me.
“What is it cutie?
Afraid of the dark?”
“No! I saw a ghost
down that hallway! It was missing its eye and mouth.”
Oh shit son this
place just got more interesting.
“Well don’t you
worry now. I’ll protect the little princess.”
“Shut up.”
“And how does a
ghost scary you and not what we saw during the last floor?”
“Because I didn’t
expect it.”
“Oh alright.”
Liar. We walk
through the hallways while hearing strange noises echo through the school. It
gets louder and louder until we can finally recognize the sounds as screams of
help. We run towards the source and several members of Kerano’s group of been
brutally smashed, sliced, and disfigured by traps in the floors, ceiling, and
walls.
I back up and look
for where a trap might be around us and this wall looks weir-
“Watch out!” Angel
says as she pulls me behind her and gets hit with the trap which slices her in
twos.
Her face, body,
arms, everything gets sliced into two pieces then they get spread around the
school. Damn it! I didn’t want it to be this way. I turn around to see Kerano
on his knees picking up the pieces of his comrades.
“Kerano!”
“Kaylen!” he says
in a livid voice.
“Angel got-”
“Yes, I saw what
happened. You go after her then come back and help me.”
“Got it.”
I go around the
school picking up pieces of Angel’s body while avoiding bullshit traps set by
these spirits. They’ve only started to come into effect as I’m assuming that
the ghosts are programmed to lure in unsuspecting players in far enough then
activate these traps. I can’t believe I’m even doing this. Sure I don’t need to
carry her body parts as they’re claimed as special items, but still. Ok. I
manage to get all of her body parts so now I need to do that ritual they were
talking about. I search the school and find a library that tells me the
ingredients and words needed to say to bring back everyone that died. They have
to be in the school and hello there. I see the sword hidden behind a secret room
covered by a chalk board. I open it and get the sword we’ve been searching for.
Kerano enters the
room and asks me, “Did you find Angel’s body parts?”
“Yeah. I also got
a list of items and words we need to have to resurrect everyone. I got the
sword we were searching for as well.”
“What?! It’s only
a single-handed sword?! Did you know about this?!”
“I uh, heard about
it in the beta.”
“So you knew we
were getting a weapon that only you could use.”
“Not really. Other
people in your group can do it too and-”
“Whatever let’s
just save our friends. Now tell me what we need.”
Kerano and I
search the school and thankfully find all the items we need in the school. We
resurrect everyone outside the school and they appear to think that they’re
still feeling the pain they felt before. After a few minutes of trying to get
them to calm down, we bring them to town where they can fully relax after we
get a few casters to use a calming spell on them. Now they just appear to be
dea- really tired now especially Angel who just leans her head against me.
“You too are on
your own now,” says Kerano.
“What are you
talking about Kerano? We’re supposed to be the leading group. Best friends
too.”
I hold out my
hand, but he smacks it away.
“You cost us the
lives of my group and your girlfriend for your own gain. I told you I would do
something like this you would never have a say in a major decision again. Well
I’m going to clear the way with my own group. You can thank us later.”
“Are you really
going to take that big prize at the top for yourselves?”
“I don’t give a
fuck about that. Is that really what you’re worried about? The money?”
“Not really I
just-”
“I don’t even want
to hear your explanations anymore. Come on Angel.”
Kerano tries to
pull Angel up, but she clings to me.
“Come on Angel.
You only have one life left and this dickhead costed you the first two!”
He tries again and
fails.
“You know what,
you’re right Angel. Even though I hate you right now Kaylen, you need someone
to protect you. Goodbye.”
Kerano and his
groups leave us to go to another hotel to rest. Angel and I go to the same one
we always go to, but she still won’t let go. I guess I got someone to sleep
with me tonight. Weirdly enough the game allows us to sleep together as if the
creators expected this which I don’t doubt. I actually prefer it to be this way
and not for the obvious reason but for the fact that protected me and died in
my place. I’ll repay what you did for me Angel. I swear it on my life.
* As always, The actual published version of the book will have pictures, thoughts when making this book, and other goodies. If you offer your thoughts that are helpful to the book, I will include your name in the back.
* As always, The actual published version of the book will have pictures, thoughts when making this book, and other goodies. If you offer your thoughts that are helpful to the book, I will include your name in the back.
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