Kyle the Cosmic Comic Hero (Written form)

* = narration or events

*One day, a mystical purple comet came down from space and gave five friends…

*SUPERPOWERS!

*But five of them decided to use their powers for Evil!

*They destroyed and stole for the fun of it without thinking about the innocent people they were hurting.

*But one of them became a hero…

*Kyle, who would become the Cosmic Hero! A young man who grew up with in a wonderful and loving family.

*With the power to use fire, ice, super strength, super endurance as well as-

*the ability to run incredibly fast and leap tremendously high.

*He uses these powers to fight powers to fight his evil enemies for justice!

*Kyle has just put one of his villains, whose name is Ashley, under arrest with heavy golden cuffs made especially for her. She can turn anything she touches into gold as long as she wills it.

Ashley – Free me Kyle! And together, we can turn this world into a kingdom of gold with you as the king and me as your queen!

Kyle – Not a chance Ashley. I’m not a gold digger like you are and I won’t let everyone and everything turn into gold.

*Kyle’s phone buzzes and he picks it up.

Kyle – Hello this is Kyle.

Caller – It’s the fire causing flamer Flint causing trouble in the city again!

Kyle – Ok, I’m on it.

*Kyle comes to a building that’s on fire with the firefighters trying to put out the fire. The top of the building explodes and Flint comes out of it while floating in a beam of fire.

Flint – So we meet again, Kyle!

Kyle – Well it isn’t hard to find your fires!

Flint – I’ll try to be more subtle next time.

Flint – But there won’t be a next time because I’ll defeat you! Here and now!

*The two clash powers as Flint uses his fire beam on Kyle and Kyle fires back with an ice beam.

Kyle – Not a chance Flint!

Flint – Urgh! Damn you!

*Kyle’s ice beam overpowers Flint and freezes him in a column of ice.

Kyle – Flint, you better CHILL out next time before you get HEATED up!

*The various police officers and firemen laugh along with Kyle.

Kyle – I trust that you’ve saved everyone?

Fireman – Of course!

Police officer – Kyle! We’ve got calls coming in about Linda the Lustful and the Terror Twins Terry and Tim!

Kyle – Just point me in the direction and I’ll deal with those no good troublemakers!

*Kyle runs at mach speed to the villains’ location and screeches to a halt when he gets there.

Kyle – Up to no good again I see!

*The Terror Twins and Linda have a group of civilians under their control that guards them.

Terror Twins – Yes, but this time you won’t defeat us!

Terry – You see, these people are our shield thanks to my brother’s ingenious plan!

Tim – With the help of Linda, these people will defend us with their lives and since you won’t hurt the innocent-

Terror Twins – WE ARE INVINCIBLE!

Kyle – But without her…

*Kyle says as he throws an ice ball at Linda that freezes her completely and frees the people.

Kyle – You’re wide open!

*With one uppercut, Kyle knocks out the Terror Twins. POW!

People – Our hero!

People – You’re Awesome!

People – Thank you Kyle the Cosmic Hero!

*To be continued in Issue #2 in the action-packed adventures of Kyle the Cosmic Comic Hero!

Issue 2

Kyle – Hmmm, well the mayor said I should change my outfit to something different and this is definitely different.

Kyle – I ditched the cape after I got it caught in a jet engine. My friends always did say, “No cape!”

Kyle – I don’t even see the point of it anyways besides the look. It always gets thrown away at the start of the fight.

*He throws the side cape on top of a spinning chair.

Kyle – Things are also starting to get weird, like people and villains acting differently.

Kyle – I’ve also been seeing these bubbles appear and have what people are saying on them. There’s also these squares that I see every so often that have certain events on them.

Kyle – There it goes again!

*He says as he points at the previous panel. The page is turned and the panel is now gone from his sight.

Kyle – Huh, it’s gone. This is weird, it’s like I can see into the past or the future when I look at them.

*Kyle’s phone buzzes.

Kyle – Hello.

Police officer – Linda is at it again at Main Street!

Kyle – Ok, I’m on my way.

Police officer – Hurry! People are dying out here!

*Kyle goes to open his door.

Kyle – Man the police and fire departments haven’t been saving as many people as they used to.

*He slams his door open.

Kyle – But that doesn’t matter, because I will save this city no matter what!

*He then leaps up into the air.

Kyle – Because I am Kyle The Cos-

*He sees what happens on the next panel.

Kyle – Hey, there goes more of those squares! Oh my God! I’d better get there now!

*When he gets there, he sees that Linda is sitting on top a pile of dead bodies with others who are under her control through her pink mist that allows her to mind control people from a distance.

Linda – You’re too late Kyle! I’ve won before you got here!

*He points up to her.

Kyle – Did you make these people kill each other?!

Linda – Why yes I did and I did it for an important purpose. To make the city hate you!

*Kyle speeds up to Linda, grabs her by her shirt, and readies his fist.

Kyle – Why would you do that?

Linda – So they would push you away and in turn make you hate them!

Linda – You will join us. Think about it Kyle! We could all be friends again, united to take control of this city. We-

*Kyle knocks out Linda with a fiery punch.

Kyle – I’ll pass.

*An explosion is made in a nearby building, setting it ablaze.

Kyle – Dang it. I don’t get a break, do I?

*Flint flies out of the building and stands on a pillar of fire.

Kyle – Back for another one on one rematch Flint?

Flint – Yeah, but this time, I’ve got upgraded powers and looks!

*They partake in another beam struggle with Flint using fire and Kyle using ice.

Kyle – Urgh!

Flint – Ha! Your ice power won’t work against me anymore!

Flint – You have to use your fire power against me, but if you do that, you’ll kill the people inside this building!

Flint – So what’s it gonna be? The hero or a few people?

*An explosion is made and Kyle’s decision is clear with his hand that uses fire out.

Kyle - *heavy breaking* I’m sorry.

*He falls to his knees.

Kyle – I’m sorry I couldn’t save even one of you, but at least it’s over and your sacrifices weren’t in vain.

Terry – Oh I wouldn’t end it so quickly.

*The Terror Twins are behind Kyle so he turns around to look at them.

Kyle – Are you looking to fight too?

Tim – No, we aren’t. I’m sure Linda has told you our plan so what’s it going to be?

Kyle – You planned all this?

Tim – Yes, and it went down exactly as we predicted with you standing in this square full of death and destruction.

Terry – Linda, made everyone kill each other and Flint gave you a tough decision with an answer that we’d knew you’d answer correctly because we’re your friends Kyle.

Tim – Yes, and despite our previous fights we still think that you should join us. Otherwise, this will keep happening until the entire city hates you.

Kyle – It won’t happen if they keep you in prison!

*Kyle tries to punch them, but Ashley comes from behind him and turns his arm to gold.

Ashley – You aren’t putting us back in jail.

*Both of Kyle’s arms are turned to gold as well as his chest as she holds him so he is unable to move.

Ashley – Not until you agree to join us. Just give in, for me?

Kyle – Ashley?! Let me go!

Ashley – Remember all the good times we had with each other? Remember when you said that you loved me?

Ashley – We can be together forever just like we said years ago. Just say yes.

Tim – Ashley was the one who convinced us to not hurt you for this plan. She really does love you and so do we, but not in the way she does.

Terry – You may also be wondering why we want to take over the city and the answer is simple. Its leaders are unfit to run it so we will.

Tim – We will make this a better town through our own way of rule. So we say again…

Ashley, Terry, Tim – Join us.

*Kyle uses his fire power to explode to free himself from Ashley. The explosion engulfs all three people. After this, Kyle falls to his knees.

Police officer – Kyle! Are you okay?

Kyle – I’m alright, but are my friends okay?

Police officer – Surprisingly yes. They’re being sent back to their special jail now.

Kyle – Good.

*He gets up and walks away while holding his arm.

Kyle – I’m going home to rest.

Police officer – Hey Kyle, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you for all that you’ve done and even if some of us turn against you, you will still have most of us standing behind you.

Kyle – Thank you. I needed that. Hey, can you tell that person to stop staring at us.

Police officer – Who?

*Kyle takes up most of the panel with his face of the officer in the lower end.

Kyle – This person right here.

*He touches the panel and stretches it outwards.

Police officer – Kyle, there’s no one there. What are you even touching?

Kyle – The invisible wall blocking me from the person. Don’t you see them?

Police officer – Are your powers mutating to give you some sort of extra sense or are you going crazy?

*Find out what happens next in the final issue of Kyle the Cosmic Comic Hero!

*Kyle pops out of the bottom of the book and points at the above text.

Kyle – Look at this! They even know my name and what does it mean by final issue?

Issue #3

Kyle – Whew! Finally, a new outfit that both the mayor and I could agree on.

Kyle – Though I still wonder why I have to wear a mask since the villains know who I am. Well there is…

*There’s a knock at Kyle’s door and he goes to open it to see the police officer he usually sees in each issue.

Kyle – Hey man what’s up.

P.O. – Your friends broke out of jail again.

Kyle – What?! Again?! Why didn’t you just call me?

P.O. – I wasn’t too far away from you when I heard.

Kyle – I thought you had them in special cells.

P.O. – We do, but they’re not perfect.

Kyle – Then what’s the point of them?!

P.O. – To keep them until, uh-

Kyle – Until what? Are you hiding something from me?

P.O. – Ah shit.

Kyle – Every time they break out tons of people die so tell me your damn secrets!

P.O. - *sigh* They’re kept until people come to see you guys fight.

Kyle – What?!

P.O. – You’re a popular icon Kyle. Haven’t you seen all the comics, movies, and video games? The city makes a lot of money off of you.

*Kyle takes off his mask while hiding his face.

Kyle – You used me to sell things and make crappy products…

*The entire page reveals Kyle’s eyes or lack there of since there is only darkness where his eyes should be.

Kyle – Are you fucking kidding me?!

P.O. – Kyle what’s up with your eyes?!

Kyle – This is one of the reasons I keep my mask on. The comet did this to me and – hey don’t change the subject!

Kyle – That’s it! I’m going to kill them and end this. No more deaths and no more shitty books!

P.O. – Wait, don’t kill them! Aren’t they still your friends?

Kyle – You’re right. I’ll try to get them to stop being villains, but if they can’t change, I’ll kill them.

Kyle – Oh and one more thing…

P.O. – What is it?

Kyle – They were right to try to take over this city.

Kyle – And to you on the other side of this barrier, cover your eyes. This might get disturbing.

*Once Kyle gets to the location of his friends, which is a large empty building, he stands outside of it and looks at it before entering.

Kyle – Huh, now this isn’t a trap at all. An empty building near the shore isn’t suspicious.

Kyle – And of course it’s a trap made by the twins and their boyfriend.

Tim – You know us so well and we assume you know our plan?

Kyle – I do and I know the real reason why you want to take over now.

Terry – Do you now?

Kyle – Yes and we don’t have to fight them to fix things. Just give up these schemes and focus on exposing them peacefully, it’s that simple. It’s easy for people with powers like ours.

Tim – So you do know about how they sell us as entertainment but what you don’t know is that they will find another way to make us fight or profit off us in experiments or war.

Kyle – Trust me, we can work something out. Don’t fight me or I’ll be forced to kill you.

Tim – You can’t even get the chance to kill us because we’ve upgraded Flint’s powers.

Kyle – Death it is then. Give me your best shot!

Flint – You got it!

*Flint unleashes a huge burst of flames more powerful than anything he’d done previously, but Kyle uses a new ability he has. He backs out of the comic panel he’s in to dodge the blast.

Kyle – Let’s see how they handle my new trick.

*With his new ability, he climbs and drops through the next panel, where his friends are.

Terry – Where did he go?

*Which also goes through Flint’s arms which completely shatters them in the next panel he lands in. Now behind them, he catches them by surprise with Flint’s arms breaking in agonizing pain.

Terry – Huh?!

*Kyle grabs the twins by where they’re separated and begins to tear them apart.

Tim – Kyle don’t!

*He doesn’t listen to them and separates them, which kills them.

Flint – Holy shit Kyle! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

*Kyle is now covered in body with a creepy smile on his face.

Kyle – I figured out what I was supposed to do and man is it fun! Hahahaha! Give up yet?!

*Flint stands up despite his pain.

Flint – No…

Flint – I! Huh?

*Kyle is ready for him and blasts his face off.

Kyle – BOOM! Hahahahahaha!

Kyle – Who knew that this would be so much fun and next up is the two girls.

Kyle – See? Didn’t I warn you about something like this was going to happen? Now let’s see what exciting events happen next!

*He breaks through to the next page.

Kyle – Ah! I made it. Oh. What are they talking about?

*Kyle climbs through the panels and the books while watching Ashley and Linda sit and talk on top of a rooftop.

Linda – Why did you take your mask off?

Ashley – Because I want to stop wearing this mask and show Kyle my real face.

*Ashley’s eyes are the same as Kyle’s.

Linda – What’s the point? He already knows what you look like.

Ashley – Yeah, but we haven’t exactly seen each other like this in a while.

Linda – Oh come on, we both know that you love him. You want me to use my powers so he’ll be all over you.

Ashley – No, I want him to love me of his free will.

Linda – I doubt he will since he’s so dedicated to protecting this city. That’s why the twins and Flint are going to knock him out and bring him here.

Ashley – What? That wasn’t what they told me.

Linda – What did they tell you? That they’ll talk to him? Oh please, do you really think that they would convince Kyle to join us?

Ashley – Call them and tell them not to hurt Kyle! NOW!

Linda – Or what?

Ashley – Or I’ll turn you into gold and shatter you into pieces!

Linda – Oh really? Just try it!

Kyle – Better get in there before Ashley gets hurt.

*Kyle leaps off the book and into the panel. He is now between Linda and Ashley.

Kyle – There’s no need to fight over me ladies!

Linda – Kyle? Where did you come from?

Ashley – Is that blood?! Are you okay?!

Kyle – Me? I’ve never felt better which is more than I could say for the other guys!

Linda – Wait, what are you saying?

Kyle – I KILLED THEM!

Linda – What?! Why?!

Ashley – I don’t believe you.

Kyle – It’s true. I killed them because they didn’t give up their villainous ways that lead to the deaths of hundreds of thousands and the city’s exploitation of us.

Kyle – But you don’t have to share their fate. Give up now and I’ll work out a deal with the city, maybe even cut your jail time.

Linda – No way Kyle! The city won’t listen to us. Our way is the only right way!

Kyle – Ok then, you’ve decided your fate!

Linda -Then let’s see how you fight while under my control!

Ashley – Stop it!

*Linda shoots out her mind control beam, but Kyle backs out of the panel.

Kyle – You can’t fight what isn’t on the panel!

*Kyle then uses the panel to climb his way to the next page.

Kyle – Onto the next page!

*On the next page, Kyle climbs through the panels to get to the top one.

Linda – Where did he go?

Ashley – I don’t know.

*While climbing up, he sees the individual hims that act out his actions.

Kyle – Hey me.

Kyle – Hi!

Kyle – Hey there!

*He then kicks Linda’s head off in the first panel. Ashley doesn’t see Kyle do this but she does see it fly off.

Ashley – WHOA!

*Coming back around, Kyle crushes Linda’s head in the ground with her blood flying onto Ashley. She falls to the ground in surprise.

Ashley – Kyle?!

*He turns to her with a satisfied smile.

Kyle – So what about you Ashley? What’s your answer?

Ashley – Kyle, what’s wrong with you?!

*The next large panel shows Kyle’s bloodied, smiling face.

Kyle – I’m perfectly fine. Hahahaha! Never better as a matter of fact. Why is something wrong?

Ashley – You’ve changed. You’re someone I don’t know!

Kyle – Well that’s what happens when you find out that you’ve been used and the reason behind the deaths of innocents. But you didn’t answer my question, so what is it?

Ashley – No, I can’t. You aren’t the Kyle I know.

Kyle – Oh well. It’s a shame really, but don’t worry, I’ll make this quick.

Ashley – No! Don’t you love me?!

Kyle – How could I love someone who tries to force them against others he cares about and doesn’t listen to them when they have a solution to their problems?

*These words bring tears to Ashley’s face.

Ashley – What about all those times we had together?! Don’t they mean anything?!

Kyle – No, they’re all lies and meaningless now because of what you’ve done.

Ashley – Stop it Kyle! You’re breaking my heart!

Kyle – That’s exactly what I plan to do.

*Kyle then punches through Ashley’s chest, killing her. He calms down and looks over what he’s done.

Kyle – Things had to end this way for people to be saved. I hope you understand that.

*He closes her eyes.

Kyle – But there’s still one thing I have to do.

*Kyle breaks through the comic in the next panel.

Kyle – YOU!

Albert (author) – Me?

Kyle – Yes you, you ugly motherfucker!

Albert – What do you want me to do?

Kyle – I want you to make sure no one continues this comic series and/or reboots it!

Albert – Ok, that’s fine. That’s what I was going to do anyway.

Kyle - *Sighs* Good, my work here is finished.

Albert – Uh, before you disappear for good, you have to *whispers*

Kyle – Well that sounds like fun, but why should I do that?

Albert - *whispers*

Kyle – Hahaha, I’ll get what?

Albert - *whispers*

Kyle – You got yourself a deal my man! But I must ask you, what are those bloody tears on your face for?

Albert – Oh, that’s just something personal. It’s a really long story for that.

Kyle – I understand.

*Kyle goes back into the comic.

Kyle – Welp. I should be going back now. Bye!

Albert – Bye!

Albert – Next time will be…special. Hahahaha.